Facts of Life in South Africa

• ·      Monkeys are Evil
• ·      Living with bugs is a norm
• ·      Counting grass is not as fun as it sounds
• ·      You can have 5 seasons in one day
• ·      Every thing is damp… get over it.
• ·      Card games take the place over any other forms of entertainment
• ·      If you don’t know what’s for lunch its probably Beef and Rice
• ·      God’s favorite color might just possibly be green… its everywhere.
• ·      Bible papers are not always a burden… they can open eyes.
• ·      It’s proven biological female nature that when girls see something cute their voices get rapidly high pitched.
• ·      It is also female nature that when a bug is close to the face a loud scream will erupt.
• ·      A computer with an Internet connection is crucial to survival of a 12 hour day of class.
• ·      The party bus is usually only the party bus for the first hour… then everyone falls asleep.
• ·      Head lamps are good if you want to see where you are going and have bugs fly at your face all at the same time.
• ·      If you ask some one where a craft store is they will mistake you for look for a crack store.
• ·      And last, but definitely most important… God is amazing, massive, loving, and definitely knows what he’s doing.